{"id":23,"date":"2008-03-22T15:37:32","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T14:37:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/archives\/23"},"modified":"2008-03-22T15:37:32","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T14:37:32","slug":"volatile-week-on-jerusalem-exchange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/archives\/23","title":{"rendered":"Volatile Week on Jerusalem Exchange"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0<a title=\"Ticker Symbol INRI\" href=\"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/inri31.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Ticker Symbol INRI\" src=\"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/inri31.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a wild week on the Jerusalem Exchange and one particular ticker symbol, INRI, Jesus Nazareth King of the Jews\u00c2\u00a0stands out. Traders\u00c2\u00a0fell all over themselves trying to get on board after his Triumphal Entry into The City on Palm Sunday. Traders expected a palace coup after Judas Iscariot advised his rebel band that the new Kingdom was imminent. \u00a0The stock was up 130% from Friday&#8217;s close by Maundy Thursday night.<\/p>\n<p>After the markets closed, Jesus was arrested while with his disciples in Gethsemane. \u00a0By Friday, traders were heading for the exits and by the time news hit that INRI&#8217;s crucifiction was imminent, it was a meltdown with the stock finishing the day on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Can INRI be worth more dead than alive? \u00a0The stock just opened Monday at Thursday&#8217;s close. There must be some mistake. \u00a0We&#8217;re getting rumours that INRI has been raised from the dead. \u00a0INRI is soaring. \u00a0What a week on the street.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s been a wild week on the Jerusalem Exchange and one particular ticker symbol, INRI, Jesus Nazareth King of the Jews\u00c2\u00a0stands out. Traders\u00c2\u00a0fell all over themselves trying to get on board after his Triumphal Entry into The City on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/archives\/23\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-signs-and-wonders"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standrewsconiston.org.uk\/encounter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}